The Pizza Fork
A fork with a pizza wheel on it! And here I am using a knife like an idiot.
It's underpants for your hands. (I'll say it again to clarify) It's UNDERPANTS FOR YOUR HANDS.
Motorized Ice Cream Cone
And they say Americans are lazy...
USB Fragrance Oil Drive
This, in actuality is an air freshener that you hook up to your computer, and program when and how much fragrance you want dispensed into the air.
Tinkles The Toilet Cat
I am not sure what this is or does, all I know is that I want one.
This product gives you hug when no else will, and my new goal in life is to make a documentary based on the life on anyone who bought one of these.
The Bow Lingual
This would actually be cool if it wasn't so ridiculous. It measures the pitch and tone of your dog's bark and tell you in human words what the dog is saying.
Desktop Cat Seat
If you are looking for a way to class up your office, this is not the way, I repeat this is not the way!
Finally, someone came up with a product that makes wiping your ass an easy, sanitary and pleasant experience. Finally!
I am trying to write something but I keep laughing.