Ten products you won’t believe that actually exist

The Pizza Fork

A fork with a pizza wheel on it! And here I am using a knife like an idiot.

Handerpants

It's underpants for your hands. (I'll say it again to clarify) It's UNDERPANTS FOR YOUR HANDS.

Motorized Ice Cream Cone

And they say Americans are lazy...

USB Fragrance Oil Drive

This, in actuality is an air freshener that you hook up to your computer, and program when and how much fragrance you want dispensed into the air.

Tinkles The Toilet Cat

I am not sure what this is or does, all I know is that I want one.

The Hug-E-Gram

This product gives you hug when no else will, and my new goal in life is to make a documentary based on the life on anyone who bought one of these.

The Bow Lingual

This would actually be cool if it wasn't so ridiculous. It measures the pitch and tone of your dog's bark and tell you in human words what the dog is saying.

Desktop Cat Seat

If you are looking for a way to class up your office, this is not the way, I repeat this is not the way!

Comfort Wipe

Finally, someone came up with a product that makes wiping your ass an easy, sanitary and pleasant experience. Finally!

Goatee Saver

I am trying to write something but I keep laughing.