A typical 47 year old versus 47 year old Keanu Reeves.

A typical 71 year old versus 71 year old Chuck Norris.

A typical 80 year old versus 80 year old William Shatner.

A typical 38 year old versus 38 year old Jim Parsons.

A typical 42 year old versus 42 year old Gwen Stefani.

A typical 85 year old versus 85 year old James Lipton.

A typical 32 year old versus 32 year old Danny Pudi.

Very funny and sometimes incredible… A drunk woman does not look funny to me though… And maybe a drunk man is not so funny also after all… All these drunk people are very funny sometimes, but in many cases they can be sad and pathetic.

Whitney Houston

Meg Ryan

Tara Reid

Kirstie Alley

Janice Dickinson

Carmella Bing

Lil Kim

Mischa Barton

Nikki Cox

Jenna Jameson

Meet Jessica Alba

Click the previews for the other versions of this after this first video is over. This is the quickest, greatest and funniest Chatroulette prank that is being regularly played on lonely guys, girls and groups of all sizes.

It's basically a video that Jessica Alba made for a site called ibeatyou.com where someone challenged her to a staring contest. She actually responded and uploaded this video, which is now being used to endlessly troll through Chatroulette.com.

Sure, this has been used many times over by now on that website, but until now it has just been giggle-worthy. It is now hilarious.

About 9 seconds into the video chat (which is apparently JUST enough time for any guy to get excited about private video chatting with JESSICA freaking ALBA), the image of Jessica Alba turns into a picture of the Goatse. The reactions are absolute gold as one of the most beautiful women on Earth turns into one of the grossest pictures the internet has ever put together -- and that's saying a lot.

The Eye Vagina

We have no idea what you perverts are talking about, we just see some guy with his eye closed.

This video's pretty great all the way through. Basically, a guy with his eye closed and turned sideways kind of looks like a girl's crotch, exciting (for a few seconds) many lonely guys and teenage boys.

The fact that you may be seeing a naked stranger always takes a few seconds to process, so as soon as people register "yep, this is a girl's crotch" the guy opens his eye revealing that he's been watching the whole time; which can only be described as either a nightmare or a microcosm for how we feel about womankind.

The real question is how do you discover your eye looks like a crotch when it's sideways?

Chat Roulette Wii

This prankster pulls a relatively innocent joke that turns pretty funny as the victim buys into the charade that moving his arms in front of the camera controls Mario. He's not, of course. He's just flailing wildly about as the prankster jumps around the Mushroom Kingdom and gets killed by a Goombah, therefore making the prankee feel like they're "doing it wrong".

Classic Rick Roll

Yes, these men are experiencing a girl they think is stripping for them (and somehow, inexplicably, typing while she's dancing around... these aren't very "smart" men) and right when she is about to show them the goods our old friend Rick Astley, much like Chatroulette, shows them exactly what the internet is made of.

There's just one problem

It's a fact of life guys just turn off their brains when they see b*****s. The lonely guy at the top who appears to live in Harry Potter's old room under the staircase keeps trying to convince the girl at the bottom to show her b*****s. He actually notices that the girl isn't aiming the camera at her face, but she keeps ominously pointing out that he would regret seeing her hideous mug. (It's the kind of thing he'll realize was a pretty damn obvious red flag in the minutes to come.)

Naughty Soldier

This lonesome soldier stationed in Iraq seems to have hit the jackpot at 0:21 seconds when the vivacious girl offers him a dance.

Like many Chatroulette pranks, it's basically a bait-and-switch.

She performs some belly dancing salsa rump shacking fusion moves, mesmerizing the enlisted man of honor and the poor guy seems genuinely appreciative. Watch him nod his head in rhythm to her movements at 0:51 seconds.

It's only when the soldier types "Show me your support... I haven't seen this in seven months" that the guilty conscience of the young teenage dude that's playing the prank starts kicking in, and unlike anyone else on this list, he even apologizes.

Rump Shaker

Here we have another hot girl with a twist. (Basically, if you're on Chatroulette and see a hot girl, you should just run like a madman because you're probably being pranked.) Just fast forward to 2:38 and read the chat.

At this point she entices him with quick dance and when the pay off nudity is finally at hand her boyfriend takes over and bares all. Once again, Chatroulette reminds you to be careful what you wish for, or at least not to ask for it on Chatroulette!

Personally, these are some of the best surreal photos we have ever seen! Doesn’t it remind you of the movie Freaky Friday, only with cute little children?

Amanda Beard

This is our fifth swimmer? Man, what a blessed sport. Apart from being hot as hell, Amanda is also a fantastic swimmer. She made her first Olympic appearance at the age of 14! She also got featured in several publications, including Sports Illustrated, FHM and Playboy.

Danica Patrick

Danica Patrick (born March 25, 1982) is an American auto racing driver competing in the Indy Racing League. She was named Rookie of The Year in the 2005 IRL Championship and has since released an autobiography and begun modeling.

Ana Ivanovic

Ana Ivanovic (born November 6, 1987) is a Serbian professional tennis player. At the 2007 French Open, Ana Ivanović reached her first Grand Slam singles final, losing to Justine Henin. She also reached the semifinals of Wimbledon and the Women's Tennis Association Tour Championships in 2007. At the 2008 Australian Open final, she was defeated by Maria Sharapova.

Bia and Branca Feres

No, you are not seeing double. They are actually twins. These two hot bombs come from Brazil, and they represented their country on the 2007 Pan American games on the synchronized swimming. I was able to read the local press during the event, and they received most of the coverage. No wonder why!

Anna Rawson

Anna Rawson is a professional female golfer from Australia who plays on women's international tours. She finished last year 74th on the New Star Money List. Her best finish last year was T10 at the Deutsche Bank Ladies Swiss Open. Anna will be playing in the LPGA in 2008.

Ana Kournikova

We know that placing Ana Kournikova on top of a “hot” list is becoming a cliché. Trust us that we really tried to find someone else. After the strenuous task of analyzing ever curve of her body, on every picture that we could find on the web, we could not help but give her the first position. She is hot beyond what we thought was possible….

Malia Jones

Sport: Surfing, Nationality: American, Birthday: March 27, 1977, Height: 5’6. Malia Jones began surfing competitively in her early teens and at the age of 15 won the girls division of the United States Amateur Surfing Championship.

Maria Sharapova

Maria Sharapova (born 19 April 1987) is a professional tennis player of Russian descent. She was once ranked #1 in the world and a threat to win any tournament she enters. Maria Sharapova is a two-time major champion with wins at Wimbledon (2004) and the US Open (2006). She is a three-time Grand Slam singles champion. Find videos, pictures and articles about Maria Sharapova here.

Alisson Stokke

Allison is a pole vaulter for the California high school. She doesn’t have any major sport achievements to date, but she became immensely popular on the Internet after a big website featured her pictures. Well, after I saw the images I became her biggest fan immediately.